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unicorn

he had a cock the size of the horn on a unicorn
by mike_ox_longer February 17, 2019
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unicorn

when two lesbians are goin at it and one of them attaches a strap on to her head and starts raming the other like a lesbian with a strap on stickin out of her forehead does
Damn look at those sister's, mommy's expedition is unicorning dog.
by I found god DAWG May 3, 2003
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unicorn

i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue
Girls are like unicorns, beautiful, intellegent, but if u get to close u get gored"
by inoesomestuff June 24, 2005
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unicorn

much like a snowflake they think they are completely original and special even though their are just drones like the rest of us, i'm sorry your not special i'm not special and if think you original you should look around you're not a fucking unicorn
I just got screamed at for an hour by a unicorn for calling a it a girl when it was obviously non-binary, fucking unicorns.
by Lord the 5th July 8, 2017
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unicorn

A lesbian.
They are wanted by men but mainly unattainable.
"Jen is so hot...too bad she's a unicorn."
by Kippie November 1, 2006
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unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
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unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.
"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"
by Joe Blow July 5, 2004
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