A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

by weave January 28, 2007

goblin underwear song

an old korean folklore song

SPOILER:
referred to in the Korean drama "Goblin" by the grim reaper while folding underwear

The goblin underwear song was hummed by the grim reaper, and this irritated the goblin.

by outofthesquare February 12, 2017

black underwear

A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.

I want sex tonight, so I shall wear black underwear.

by Me! June 15, 2004

underwear gnome economics

A business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of stratedgy or how the business is run.

Outlined in an episode of South Park, where gnomes are stealing the town's underwear. The gnome's plan is to...
Step One: Collect underwear.
Step Three: Profit.

WebMD's underwear gnome economics.
Step One: 'Provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.'
Step Two:
Step Three: Profit.

by -Razor May 21, 2008

underweargasm

When a guy is so turned on by the sight of you in your underwear that it makes him orgasm.

I unzipped my dress and let it fall to the floor. Then I got on top of him and he had an underweargasm.

by Ripping February 24, 2009

undercarriage

The area between your legs. Your crotch.

Damn Betty, go shower, you've got one janky undercarriage.

by T dawg March 23, 2005

underwear n00dz

(n) when you send out sexual explicit pictures of yourself in your underwear preferably skin tone color or if you receive these types of pictures.

Example 1:
Roy: "send me me those underwear n00dz bbygirl(;"
Roxanne: "hold up I have to strip into my underwear o;"
-Roxanne send Roy picture of herself in her underwear

Example 2:
Kyle to Dave: "did you see Amy's underwear nudes ?"
Dave: "yeah with the leopard-print bra and skin tone underwear"
Kyle: "she sends them to everyone, she's such an underwear slut"

by G.A.S & P.M.S. September 29, 2011