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Umpilo

A game that involves one or more men stripping to the nude and somehow stimulating their penises to a solid and strong erection. After doing so one player may then put their hands behing their back and use only their hips to hit small objects (cashews, peanuts, peas, etc.) into a goal (trash can, bucket, girl's mouth, etc.).
Man that was a kick ass game of Umpilo Tim! We sure showed Brian that we know how to shoot those cashews into Suzie's mouth!
by Robert Cranston April 10, 2005
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Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible
Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding
by EarlyToBed January 23, 2010
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The Umilf

This is the name given by fans of Uma Therman to her. It cleverly mixes MILF and Uma using the M as a joining letter.
Dude! Uma Therman is a MILF!

Nah, Shes not dan, Shes the Umilf!
by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008
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umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.
I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?
by fred May 5, 2003
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Urmila

A discrete word used in public to communicate to your bros that a girl is sexy, sassy, beautiful, and a babe, without alerting said Urmila.
Hey Jeeves check out that Urmila at 3 o'clock.

Hey Mukesh are there gonna be an Urmilas at this party?
by Mukesh Jeeves Ramji January 2, 2011
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ummich

ummich means your mother in the arabic language, the correct way to say it is "ummik" but it is said in the gulf dialect which makes it "ummich" because those damn camel people keep putting "ch" instead of "k".. weld al ga7ba.. ehem, also, for a male it's ummak, only for a female it's ummich.
rana: you're such a loser.
noor: ummich!
by noor December 14, 2004
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Ummulkhayr

Ummulkhayr is a name which means the best mother. If you know a ummulkhayr be sure to give her/ him/them a chocolate. And also give them £20.
I have ummulkhayr’s money and chocolate right here.
by Loljusthereforfun February 5, 2021
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