umm...friend 

1. A person who you would describe as more than a friend but not a girlfriend or boyfriend. It become completely obvious that you have a umm...friend if you have to think for awhile before introducing them as a friend.

2. A person who you have no-strings-attached sex with.

1. Person A: Where's Andrew?
Person B: With Jenna his umm...friend.

2. Person A: So sex?
Person B: Sure but lets just be umm...friends.

umm...friend by Anya E March 28, 2009

Umm chile anyways so 

Nicki is queen

big boobs? Umm chile anyways so.
-Nicki Minaj

Umm chile anyways so by anonymous December 14, 2020

Umm-Ul-Khair

A fucking legend, she is. Greatest postman/women out there. No one can compete with her. Shes simply amazing. She's lives the fat life even though shes a skinny bitch. Can eat double her body weight. Always hungry. If you want to keep her happy, keep her fed. Secretly an Undercover FBI Agent. BUT SHHHHHHHHHHH. DON'T TELL ANYONE.

PERSON 1: eyyyy, look at that peng girl. OOF! She's a specimen.

PERSON 2: DUDE! THATS Umm-Ul-Khair.

Umm-Ul-Khair by BOB ROSS IS MY DAD June 13, 2020

umm ok 

two simple words you say when you don't have an answer to the really awkward thing your friend just said. And then they go WAAAATTT ITS TRUE.... and then you reply with the same answer "umm ok"

*In a crowded place that just got quiet*
Friend: DUDE I GOTTA FART!!

You: umm ok?! 0.o

Friend: NAH MAN FOR REAL!!

You: umm ok?! 0.o

umm ok by urban_queen January 15, 2012

umm...friend 

1. Someone you are having casual sex with, a "fuckbuddy" or "bedbuddy".

2. Someone you are cheating on your S.O. with.

3. Someone you shouldn't be hanging around with.

Mom: "And who is this?"

Jill: "Mom? Oh, uh....this is my umm...friend Joey.

umm...friend by Seacoaster December 29, 2005

Umm-e-Habibah 

Umm-e-habibah is a girl with a heart of gold, she is loving, smart, cute, moody as well and the most beautiful girl. its better for you to not trying to see her bad side because she kicks your ass off. She loves caring people and making people laugh. She is a loyal partner if you get Umm-e-habiba do not ever loose her or you will regret forever.She is the kindest person you will ever see. She is honest and love people who have kind heart and gentle soul. She makes a lot of friends but she takes time to make a close friends.

if she is beautiful, she is Umm-e-Habibah
Oh damn this girl make me laugh a lot , as Umm-e-Habibah do

Umm-e-Habibah by Geniiee November 27, 2021

umm yeah right 

Not a chance, buddy

You wanna go out sometime?
Umm yeah right.

umm yeah right by Lita5677 October 16, 2008