Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 3, 2013

um

A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

by Flocculus October 23, 2007

Um

A word used by people who are unsure of a yes or no answer, however they totally are siding with yes and wouldn't mind if they answered yes, however they use "Um" To create suspense.

Person 1 "Do you want a million dollars?"
Person 2 "Um, I'd have to think about that"

by MajorMusic March 16, 2020

UM

dumb, stupid bich, she / he has a fat ass

omg she is such a UM !!!!! I hate her she is so ugly D:

by snowgurll July 6, 2020

Um

Whenever you have a fart bubble stuck in your vaxhole or the head of your face

Mom:did you leave the door open?

You:"um.....no"

by Dodo bird March 23, 2021

um

your mom

“what were you doing last night?”
“Um”

by super frog April 21, 2021

um

COULD be used as an abbreviation for Urmom.

Person 1: Should an orange be sliced or peeled?
Person 2: um
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: um
Person 1: You never ate an orange before?
Person 2: um = urmom
Person 1: ...

by I was taken June 26, 2021