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Unoffendable

Means the person you are speaking with is capable of listening to the entire conversation without becoming offended.

Example;
I like to have sex with my dog.
I enjoy having sex with my child.
I enjoy shitting on colored people.

Please keep in mind that 'unoffendable' is a state of mind, that is neither PC or racist, in today's society. I can be unoffendable, WITHOUT enjoying the examples provided.

You can tell an unoffendable person about bodily fluids, toenail clippings, or a severe rash in your private areas.

Most doctors that treat patients must have some form of this word embedded into their brains to fulfill their daily duties.
"I enjoy sex with different species!"
If you find that sentence disturbing, you are NOT unoffendable!
by Jerrylandry2 March 16, 2019
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Unofficial

A one, and recently two-day celebration created by Champaign-IL bar owners when they realized they were missing out on St. Patrick's Day-related money from students at the University of Illinois. Every year, these owners buy the services of several advertising companies to start Facebook groups that pose as student-created, touting how they will break the rules and flout convention by drinking alcohol all day on Unofficial St. Patrick's Day. Gullible students are all too happy to oblige, believing they are doing something rebellious. Bar drink prices are jacked up, many citations and arrests are made, and sometimes a person or two dies.

It is also the source of much argument between squabbling Midwest schools, as to who has the more "out of control" party.
Dude, can you believe Murphy's is charging 20 dollar cover? Or that those green beers are 5 bucks a piece? It must be Unofficial St. Patrick's Day!
by Redjameskidd January 27, 2009
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Unofficial Relationship

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.
Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..
by PattyB. January 23, 2016
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Unofficially Official

When you can officially say the name of the person you like without being afraid, yet you aren't dating that person.
Two months earlier:
Taylor- "I got to talk to 'you know who' yesterday."

Melodie- "Cool!"

Now:

Taylor- "I got to talk to Bailey yesterday!!"

Melodie- "Omg, is it official?"

Taylor- "No:(, but I can say his name now!"

Melodie- "Then it's unofficially official!!"
by The World's Best Blonde April 4, 2010
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unofficial

"Unofficial Day" is a lame asinine day, now two days, created by local bar owners to cleverly exploit dollars from immature risk-taking students. It's simply plan to minimize the dollars lost during the absence of students on St. Patrick's Day, which occurs while students are on the Uni's Spring Break. The idiotic event's only claim to infamy is marathon drinking while wearing green shirts. There is no entertainment; there are no festivals, no organized music concerts, NOTHING, except the attempts to make money by promoting the consumption of intolerable and unsafe amounts of alcohol by college students, many of them being underage. The promoters of this even make no efforts whatsoever to ensure, even the minimal safety of any participant. The 2007 event resulted in the death of a female. The students don't know any better, because they are young and impressionable, and see it as just another party without consequence. It is just a PITIFUL excuse by some local bar owners to exploit the ignorance of youth, and simply make money without any regard for the health, safety or laws of Champaign, Urbana or the Great State of Illinois.
Unofficial Day resulted in a death, number of arrests, violent crimes, to include rapes and assaults, and a sizable number of arrests.
by Viper69 February 27, 2008
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unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough
craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS
by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017
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