Ugly sex

A sexual encounter, in which one or more of the participants are ugly.

Often occurs under the influence of a substance, such as alcohol or drugs, and occasionally, the influence of low self esteem and loneliness.

ugly sex I'll never have ugly sex again!
ugly sex Say no to ugly sex.

by Helius Eros November 9, 2009

Ugly Sweater

When you are really excited to have sex with a guy for the first time. He's highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.

Oh man I was so pumped to fuck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. I just wanted to wrap it back and return it.

by MuffinBagel March 22, 2016

ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

by Dante_ck December 11, 2015

Ugly Sex

A sexual encounter where by either party does not want a meaningful relationship at the end. Therefore allowing both parties to fully let go and have amazing sex

"aww man, i really need some ugly sex right now"

by mischmash December 3, 2011

[ugly sweater party]

a party where everyone is required to wear a hideous holiday sweater.

a party titled ugly sweater party where you must have santa embroidery, snowmen, stars of david, reindeer some holiday symbol upon a sweater

by kkmeme December 16, 2008

Ugly sure

The opposite of pretty sure. 49% and below sure. To lean on the side of not knowing shit.

That a last person to write a definition was so ugly sure of its meaning, they were on the cusp of not knowing shit.

I am ugly sure that Kristen loves me anymore, so I will make her cupcakes just to stay on her good side.

by anonymoustimesathousand February 22, 2015

Ugly Sleep

When you take a beauty sleep and wake up still ugly as fuck.

my girlfriend attempted a beauty sleep yesterday but took an ugly sleep instead, she woke up looking like a confused killer whale

by Pardible April 18, 2016