two-fer

When something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a "two-fer".

"Buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also."

by nicole w December 30, 2008

twocer

1)n. Thief
2)ac., Taking Without Owners Consent. The word twocer originates from the acronym TWOC.

The car was taken by a dirty twocer.

by Little Liz November 26, 2003

toofers

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"

Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"

by chall77 June 11, 2009

Toofer

A person who fulfills multiple minority capacities in any realm. Having two or more of these common features: physical/mental disabilities, being a woman or ethnic minority

In the show 30 Rock, James Spurlock, his nickname is "Toofer" because "with him you get a two-for-one; he's a black guy and a Harvard guy." (Jack Donaghy)

Connie Rubirosa in Law & Order

Brenda Johnson in the Closer

by Djodo November 19, 2009

Super Two-fer

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

by kingofpc November 5, 2009