Two Two's or Four Four's or Nine nine's

These all basically mean long story short, or "my word to _____" (which is just being truthful about something)

"Two two's or Four four's or Nine nine's my word, Kyle was chatting to bare shorties"

by KendrickIsTheGoat01 December 26, 2025

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018

The Two's

The janky strip club in the dump of a town called Billerica

Fuck buddy its friday, tryna rip the Two's?

Fuck that im not going to the dirty rick!

by anonymous May 13, 2022

There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009

jeniffer with two f's

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.

Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021

Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.

Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's

by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019

Two C***s in a Kitchen

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.

Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004