Twilla

The queen of home hardware.

"Twilla is the queen, all hail twilla!"
"that there stuff over there"

by home hardware October 9, 2008

german twizler

A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.

Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.

Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!

Awkward pause...

Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...

Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!

by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009

twizzla

A gpforums regular who attempts to act cool. People accept him because he has a cute dog.

Look it's Twizzla over there; butts to the wall boys!

by Muddy February 16, 2005

Twizard

When you order something online and it gives you a "Special instructions" option and you fill it in with ' Please draw one magical wizard on shipping tube'.

Holy shit thats FTW. For the win and a fuckin' tube wizard.
Epic Twizard

by mechanizzm March 29, 2011

twizzaids

Twizzaids is the very contagious disease transmitted by contact with a Twizz. It is not serious, but may steal kidneys from unicorns in Candy Mountains.

Syd: Oh man, you've got twizzaids.

Kody: I have twizzaids. MLIA.

by Ace Wilson March 16, 2010

twizler

tall and red ....................redneck duhhhh

Damn, that twizler is such a goddamn redneck. Aww, shit it's my friend Rob.

by Tengux March 27, 2008

twizzard

A number of short messages sent rapidly on the same topic, usually by multiple people. Etymology: a blizzard of tweets.

"McCain had tweeted a question about how one manages a beaver, but he deleted it after the comment provoked a twizzard." Blog entry by Jake Tapper, ABC News, February 27, 2009.

by Overtone March 4, 2009