twisted

bein high and drunk at tha same time

this nigga is twisted he took a few 40's and some j's

by Griff July 1, 2004

TwistedX

God of the internet.

You try to act like your TwistedX

by Logan Ingham October 23, 2003

Tiffany twisted

Means 'extremely materialistic'. Refers to the Tiffany Twist line of jewelry, produced by Tiffany & Co; and utilises the popular expression, 'twisted mind'.

"Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends", from 'Hotel California' by the Eagles

by Almighty Dreadlock May 7, 2016

Twired

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

cross twisted

Being intoxicated by three concentrated substances at any given time. Most commonly Cannabis, Ethanol, and MDMA (ecstasy).

Efra took 27 shots and 4 hits of weed, but someone slipped 2 pills of ecstasy into his drink. He was cross twisted af.

by Hi it's v August 14, 2014

Twisted Testiphobia

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.

"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

by Teste-monial March 2, 2011

Twisted Fucker

A person who is messed up in the mind with sick, evil, perverted thoughts and/ or actions.

That twisted fucker took a lighter to my pictures and burned my face out of the photo.

by SassyGirl21 March 6, 2019