twisting my melon

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

twirping

1.When a Twirp prefroms acts of annoince.
2.When a Twirp irritates someone with its behavior

Stop making that retarted sound you Twirp, Stop tapping my shoulder you Twirping little Twirp

by Smokie Desperado From The West July 28, 2006

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Only to find out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

by fruitermelon October 1, 2008

Wig Twisting

The act of shattering someone's spine in a Jean-Claude Van Dammeish fashion.

Yo, dry snitch tricks be wildin' out on the block son, best be Wig Twisting.

by Crazy Man Dan April 11, 2011

Clit Twisting

The act of making a girl twist her own clit when she disobeys you as a form of punishment.

A prime situtation for Clit Twisting:

Marylou said she liked rubbing her clit more than she liked twisting it, so I made her twist it anyways.

by JRomero October 13, 2008

twirling

Twittering IRL (in real life). Status updates and announcements made in real life interactions (e.g., in person or over the phone), but delivered in the style of a third person twitter, facebook status, etc.

Example #1 (Sitting in the same room):
Tam: Tam is going to the gym.
Dan: Thanks for twirling.

Example #2 (Standing in the kitchen together):
Dan: Dan just finished his coffee.
Dan: Dan is making more coffee.
Dan: Dan's out of sugar, ack!
Tam: Stop twirling!

Example #3 (Dan calls Matt):
Matt answers.
Dan: Dan is driving to the store to get coffee.
Dan hangs up.
Matt: wtf?

by gkarma December 9, 2008