twoper

noun. one who is limited to only two sexual positions, lacking creativity and flexibility. Usually, this is an ironic state of being, where one might be well equipped in beauty and brawn but unable to perform outside of usual surroundings, keeping to secure practices such as the missionary position.

I dumped that guy because he had all the goods but sadly he was a twoper.

by Poco Cornell January 18, 2008

twipe

Noun

1. A variation of a "twerp", it's a way to call someone a twerp and a buttwipe all in one short syllable. The word "twipe" is actually a contraction of the words butt + wipe and is sometimes written as 'twipe.

"Did you see the way I just cut in front of that twipe in the bathroom line?"

by billebllunt May 11, 2014

A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Twierd

A person who is obsessed with Twilight, or anything that has to do with Twilight.

Brittaney you are such a freaking Twierd!

by xObtw ily February 14, 2009

Twiterpayting

The intense feeling of uphoria and desire that a man and woman experience when they are falling in love after first denying their relationship.

When finally giving into their longing, Merry and Ritchie were twiterpayting with anticipation as they fell together for their first kiss.

by KJQ April 8, 2006

tipered

Combination of tired and hyper meaning to be dead tired, yet surprisingly hyper at the same time

It's 3:27 AM and I'm feeling pretty tipered. What about you?

by Someone July 10, 2003

twiterpating

unstoppable and sudden muscle spasms occuring in the lower body.

Thumper from the disney movie "BAMBI" had a twiterpating problem in his lower body.

by kyle robertson August 16, 2006