twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

by bubble28 December 23, 2008

scissor twin

the act of two lesbians scissor twinning it having sex with their legs spread like 2 scissors

Look at those two bull dykes scissor twinning it!

by azgurll February 20, 2017

twin muscle workout

youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.

dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!

by RikkRokk September 23, 2013

Twin Valley Middle School

Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.

Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!

by TVs did= April 18, 2019

twin souls

Twin souls start out as one soul that is seperated into two, whose purpose is to eventually reunite after both halves have learned to be whole again on their own. When twin souls look into each others eyes, it is like looking into a mirror that reflects the good and the bad that is deep within them. They will cross paths many times, in many different lifetimes throughout the journey, but it will never fully work out between them until both halves have become completely healed from the lessons learned along the way. Only then can they return to each other for an eternity of perfect unconditional love beyond the physical world.

She knew they were twin souls when they met. Looking into his eyes, she saw that his soul and her soul were the same...

by Mdawn76 June 4, 2017

twinem

When you and a friend create a bond which allows you to sense one another’s moods,energy ,pain ,vibe along the same frequency and able to finish each other’s sentences exactly like twins.

If my twinem Sensei is in need of help i can sense it without having to be told.
My twinem Layloo would never go to war alone ,we’re brothers In arms .

by Twinem December 19, 2020

Twinerview

An interview done via twitter.

BFochs 5 minutes until a Twinerview with Jay-Z

BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?

realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'

BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r

realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.

by BFochs April 28, 2009