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Crinkle tinkle

Damn did she just give you the crinkle tinkle
by creamingyourkrisp October 21, 2019
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tinkle butter

The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.
“What took so long in the bathroom?"

“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”
by Sheth Dorgan January 15, 2021
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tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.
Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.
by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007
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tinkle

A polite term used to describe one who has to let go of the preasure of the fluids in their blader.
Child: mommy i have to tinkle!
Mother: Okay dear just remember, if you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweaty and wipe the seaty, ok hun
by anon June 26, 2004
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Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006
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Rip Van Tinkle

During act of cunnilingus, The receiver first farts and then urinates on the person performing the cunnilingus.
Lucas pissed his girlfriend off, so when he went down on her, she gave him a Rip Van Tinkle.
by Suite Babay Ray September 22, 2011
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Tinkle

The gayest word ever used to describe the act of taking a piss
Steve:Jason is in the potty making a tinkle
Larry:Dude get rid of the mangina and say piss
by mclovinyou86 October 3, 2008
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