Twix Moment

Having to pause or stall in order to come up with an appropriate lie.

He often repeats a question before answering in order to give himself a 'Twix moment' to figure out how to lie himself out of trouble.

by wasteofcarbon November 21, 2011

twixing

when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.

oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend

by beninburn May 3, 2019

Twixer

Noun, Plural: Twixers.
Definition: A Twenty Six Ounce bottle of liquor, derived from the combination of Twenty (Tw), and Sixer (ixer). Commonly used in party situations

Yo man this party is gonna be ill tonight! I know eh, we should definetly pick up a couple twixers of Bacardi 151.

by MandelaC December 28, 2005

The Twix

When you 2 finger your own asshole and then jam them in your partners mouth.

Girlfriend talking too much...need a moment..go for The Twix.

by The 3 Musketeers December 25, 2010

twixter

Not a child or an adult. Usually somebody over the age of 20 that still displays all the immature characteristics of an adolescent either by choice or not. This sometimes being a positive and negative depending on one's personal beliefs of society and current culture.

Sources:

www.time.com
/time/archive/preview/
0,10987,1018089,00.html

www.sensibleerection.com
/entry.php/44684

d00d yur such a twixter u r 25 and still unemployed!!!1

by ULTRA TWIXTER!!! February 3, 2005

Twix

To stall in order to create an excuse that saves you from embarrassment, beatdown, etc. This may or may not be accomplished by freezing time/eating candy.

He twixed himself out of trouble after his girlfriend found an inappropriate text.

by Wildcatter June 7, 2010

stinky Twix

A stinky Twix is when two males simultaneously insert their penises, side by side, into the anus of a third party, much like how a Twix candy bar has two bars side by side in one serving. Ideally, the two penises will emerge covered in some fecal matter, simulating the brown appearance of a Twix bar.

Dude, I heard Kyle was so drunk last night that he let Steve and Al give him a stinky Twix!

by WadeBelakTheGreatest June 2, 2010