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Twihater

Twihaters seem more obsessed with the Twilight saga than 'Twihards' themselves. They put all thier energy into hating this saga that they actually forget their point. They hate Edward because he is described as beautiful. Really guys? COME ON. It seems Twihaters are the ones who are obsessed here, so obsessed with hating a bunch of books for no apparent reason. And why carry on reading ALL FOUR BOOKS, when the first one 'was a piece of shit'.
It seems like hating twilight has become a hobby now. Yeahh.. and people who like twilight are obsessed..

Find another hobby yeah? Instead of slagging off 'a terrible piece of literature' sitting in your dark room at your computer desk searching for other things to hate because you have no social life.

Seriously go fuck yourselves and your harry-potter-butt-sex friends. Maybe that will give you something else to do. Another hobby maybe?

If you really hate twilight so much ,IGNORE IT! And stop going on about it! If you hated it so much you wouldn't keep obsessing over how 'shit' it is. You would just IGNORE it. Thats what i do with things i hate- not fucking obsess over them.

Admit it. The real reason you hate twilight is because girls think a fictional character is better than you.

You like Jane Austen so much? Get the fuck away from twilight and go read it then. Get your fix of good literature.
Guy1: Hey! Isn't Twilight a piece of shit!? People keep going on about that EDWARD guy ughh.

Guy2: I totally know what you mean, im going to go back to my mothers house, raid my fridge, sit my fat arse back at my computer desk, and complain about it to people online because i have absolutley no social life and i am jealous that a fictional character can get some, and i can't.

Guy1: Me too! It's not as if i have anything else to do in my shitty square pathetic world. Obsessing over how shit twilight is, is now my hobby! Yay! Im totally a selfproclaimed Twihater now.

Guy2: And afterwards lets go have butt sex with harry potter. Have you seen his sexy wand?
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Twihards

The most devoted fanbase there is. Through all the hate they get from other fandoms they still stick by Twilight. Have proven to be loyal and devoted by winning an MTV Movie Awards(fan voted award show) for everything they are nominated for.
Once again Twilight Saga sweep the award show because of their devoted twihards.
by JennaLove July 5, 2012
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twihigh

The feeling of euphoria a twihard experiences after watching, reading, or talking about anything having to do with Twilight.
The looks on many preteen faces exiting the recent "Twilight" movie cannot be blamed on excessive sugar and candy, but from becoming twihigh after prolonged exposure to Taylor Lautner's abs.
by Dinosaurlover558 October 5, 2010
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Twihard

A boner you get when watching a twilight movie.
Omg I went to see that new twilight movie and I got such a twihard!
by IdioticSlayer July 30, 2010
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twihard

someone who buys an extra copy of the book.. just to have it ready when the worn out pages of the one she already has start to tear.

someone who can't spend a day without reading some portion of the book.. just to relax her mind from the problems of the day.

someone who paints "twihard" and "team edward" on her tee shirt.

someone who has imaginary conversations with edward as she drives her car. (fortunately her mouth is shut, so no one can see.)

to be honest, i almost never watch normal tv anymore. i neglect my dog a little. he needs constant grooming. he has learned to sit on my chair, next to the laptop, while i read midnight sun.

being close to 64 (twihag?), i try not to tell this to people about this obsession, but on the net i always comment on utube, or whatever.

being close to 64, i kind of discust myself.. but then i say there is no such thing as age, and i was always immature anyway. and really who cares..

i have a psychologist friend who refuses to talk with me about this.
twihard..

runs across the street to say hello to a perfect stranger because they are sitting on the front step of their house with a copy of twilight on their lap. says i'm your new best friend.. then finds out that they are only 14, and then blushes and starts worrying that the 14 year olds mother will think i'm a perv of some sort.
by swamivicky November 8, 2010
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twilage

Noun; Plural of crowd varying of 10 or more
"Look at that twilage of idiots"
by Oosuchin June 13, 2014
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