twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005

Twifey

A female Twitter spouse.

All them niggas on Twitter were S/O to their Twifeys on Christmas Day!

by kookaburra December 27, 2010

twofer

back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob

in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.

by imnothomer January 9, 2010

twiner

twiner(s), the shortened term for 2 person who share the same characteristics, which subsequently makes them more superior to person who do not.

im a twiner, im sharing the same hair colour, parents, girlfriend as you

by Richard Butterworth April 20, 2008

biff twiffer

A person who takes a bath, farts in the bathtub, then bites the bubbles created from said fart.

Johnny's always smells like ass, he must be a biff twiffer.

by BigRock June 20, 2009

Twifreak

Someone who is obsessed with Twilight and its other forms of media -i.e. books, movies- and other collectibles.

Person one: OMG. Sarah's going to watch Twilight for, like, the twentieth time.
Person two: *smh* What a twifreak.

by Cicilicious August 11, 2010