Tweedle dick the bug fucker

A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.

OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.

by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

tweedledipshit

person who has a tendency to ask moronic questions and complain about the most rediculous things

A tweedledipshit asks similar questions as the ones refered to in a Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign" comedy bit.

by mr. funny random crap May 2, 2011

tweedledumbass

a stupid person who has no comprehension of morals and makes smart ass comments on a regular basis

There is no man on Earth who is a bigger tweedledumbass than Charlie Sheen.

by mr. funny random crap May 2, 2011

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Retarded

A pair of really stupid fatasses or jerkfaces. Also can be refered to as Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb, Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber or dumbass Tweedle extreemlyfkn dumb and Tweedle absolutley braindead.

Oh look its tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass, tweedle dee and tweedle retarded!

by jc.owens March 25, 2008

tweedle

tweedle= some one who has no television.

Fez is a tweedle

by Daschmacht March 24, 2003

tweedledump

The distinctive sound of waste excretion originating from a tribe of giant pear-like beings. Phrases such as, "God I love downloading" are quite frequent in tweedledumping grounds. Tweedledumps are normally very painful to the fat waste of flesh and commonly go by the name Ben Holder or Mikael Lucas.

Ben Holder likes to pretend that Mikael Lucas is the last Tweedledumper, the excitement causes arousal and soon the two are joined in the bliss of a thousand tweedledumps.

See Also: Ben Holder is a fat fuck, Ben Holder is an inbred loser, Ben Holder is going to lose his fat fucking limbs to diabetes and blame it on genetics and not his fatass diet, fat.

by GW June 10, 2004

tweedle

A blunt that is made out of marijuana, bleach, cat fur, butter and is rolled up in comic book paper.

Hey dude lets go smoke a tweedle

by Mr Wigger October 30, 2010