The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.

The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.

by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.

During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.

by Beau Ner February 26, 2009

Turkish sandbar

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

by Notarealcamel February 9, 2014

Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.

by dean bean machine April 5, 2020

Turkish Rodeo

While screwing a girl doggy style (traditionally through the Tradesman's Entrance, but vaginal penetration can be an unofficial variation), the male takes hold of the girl's hair (like a horse's mane, or saddle reins) and proceeds to shout out the name of the girl's sister (or best friend) in mid-thrust. The male then grips the hair even tighter and sees if he can hold onto the subsequent bull ride for 8 seconds.

While Randy was banging the crap out of Sonya from behind, he shouted out Sonya's sister's name, Claudine, in mid-thrust. Sonya fell into a blind rage, thrashing about the bed like a wild bull, and Randy held on for dear life, like a Turkish Rodeo rider.

by Huard September 10, 2008

Turkish Back Rub

A massage performed by a man to another person in which the massager stabs and or presses his erect member against the back and or buttock of the massage reciver. Certain styles also involve heavy, wet breathing at close range on the back of the neck.

I asked coach Pooder for a massage before the big game, but he gave me a Turkish back rub insted

by Raheru October 8, 2008