Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks

Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all

by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

Turkish delight

When some one dunks their balls in Tzasiki sauce and their partner licks it off.

I ordered way too much Tzasiki. Hope my girlfriend is ready for a salty Turkish Delight later.

by Coolio still makes music July 24, 2021

Turkish Delight

When you brush your teeth and you rip a fat, stinky, fart.

Did you hear that Amin gave himself a Turkish Delight? Homeboy was dying in that bathroom.

by hanayama! August 5, 2021

Turkish Delight

A Turkish Delight is a sex act wherein a couple is in the 69 position, and the bottom party is of ottoman decent and in addition to servicing the top parties genitalia, the bottom party also strokes the top parties anal orifice with his thick Turkish beard.

Wow did you hear? Kaan gave Jake a Turkish delight last night and he loved it so much he offered to return the favor with a toothjob.

by Big Gman 40 July 27, 2025

turkish delights

A jellyish, rectangular candy with powdered sugar on the outside.
In 'The Lion,The Witch, and The Wardrobe, youngest brother Edmund is offered magical turkish delights (his favorite candy) by the White Witch, who promises to give him more if he brings his sisters and brothers to her.

"Turkish delights are old people candies."

by Nastina August 8, 2005

turkish delights

A recipe really:
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.

Tea bagging is one thing, but tea bagging someones turkish delights is a real treat.

by Ottawa House October 12, 2006