new york turkey

When you put your boots in a women’s vagina

Aye yo shawty let me pull a New York turkey on you

by Trēÿ June 8, 2019

pea turkey

"Pea turkey" is a southernism meaning nothing, nada, zip, zilch - often used with "not," making a double negative.

She's so stuck up, she walked right past me and didn't say pea turkey!!!

by big sneezer July 9, 2009

Cold Turkey

A faster but unpleasant method of stopping an addictive habit, such as drugs or alcohol. It means that you just totally, completely stop, and never do it again (or at least try to).

Going cold turkey is opposed to stopping it by gradually doing it less and less, or stopping it with help like special gum or medicine. You don't get any help; you just stop.

Lydia tried to smoke only one cigarette a week, but she ended up going back to her old habits. She decided to try out going cold turkey.

"Cold turkey" is a term describing the actions of a person who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold turkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict -- most notably, the cold sweats and gooseflesh. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold turkey'."--Wikipedia

by Newbia Leogetti December 2, 2005

turdtard

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Jib-turkey

One who speaks jibberish in a high pitched turkey like voice. Not to be confused with jive turkey

I couldn't understand what she was saying. She was being such a jib-turkey.

by KG Money September 4, 2009

turkey slapped

to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"

by DoYlE McFoYlE August 28, 2005