Fork Tuning 

The act of sounding (the practice of inserting plastic or metal rods into yours or someone else's urethra) while edging (getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then starting again) then when you finish your edge you take out the rods and the flood gates open.

Ian has been fork tuning so muck that he filled an entire bucket with semen

Fork Tuning by edging for charity February 28, 2019

Private Tuning 

When your your music teacher is supposed to be tuning your instrument alone, when he/she is really shoving it up his/her ass.

Mr Agoglia: It's time for your lesson. Please allow me to tune your ukulele. I'll be right back.
Boy:*Texts* My teacher is is probably Private Tuning my ukulele right now.
Reply: That must hurt coming out.

Private Tuning by TheHashBrown April 24, 2011

Real.True.Tuning. 

The act of purchasing and installing aftermarket Japanese domestically produced racing products (tuning goods) for the sole purpose of decoration on an import vehicle. One involved in Real.True.Tuning. is only concerned with projecting (see poseur) the image they use their modified car for what it was engineered for – Circuit racing, Time Attack, HPDE, etc. All the while maxing out credit cards in order to pay for low production, high cost, circuit oriented racing parts from various credited racing “boutiques” or companies (ex. ARC, Spoon Sports, Mugen, Volk Racing, etc) found in Japan.

Real. True. Tuning. can be seen at various static display type events but never at a racing circuit. Areas like a large parking lot, convention center, or parking garage are ideal conditions for Real.True.Tuning.

"Wow I just went to the Nissei car show and saw a sweet S2k covered with boutique tuning goods. It had Spoon fashion bars, CWest appearance spoiler, ARC dress up engine plates, and one of those awesome J's Racing sounds tubes. Thats some sick Real.True.Tuning."

Real.True.Tuning. by The Circuit Mark June 19, 2008

I-Tuning You Out 

when an individual resorts to putting in his/her headphones and connecting to their musical device manufactured by Apple (i.e iPod, iPod nano, iPod mini) when a conversation is boring.

Person 1: "He would rather listen to the Ying Yang twins then listen to me."
Person 2: "That's because you're boring, so he's I-Tuning you out"

I-Tuning You Out by Sydney-Natalie July 20, 2008

OPW Tuning 

Group of maniacs from the south west of Ireland. Wearing OPW tuning merchandise gets you free stuff. A load of Old Porsche and vWs in a field in Co. Kerry

OPW Tuning is so scene!

OPW Tuning by opw September 16, 2009

venetian tuning 

New technique of tuning, used to decrease car weight by replacing heavy body panels with lighter aluminium stripes and tubes. First was used by streamer Shinyodd on Venetian Sunstang.

How many garden chairs do you use to make this venetian tuning panels?

venetian tuning by Telephone box failure December 19, 2020

drop Z tuning 

when an instrument is soo out of tune there is no possible way to tune it by ear.

Dude by guitar yesterday at prctice must have been in drop Z tuning it took forever to figure out

drop Z tuning by superpunk May 12, 2010