Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

tuted up

When you sit close to something or you look good

man why you sittin so tuted up

by jamespearl September 16, 2009

Asian Tune Up

When one adds Jasmine rice to a non Asian meal thus creating a combination of the two cultures.

I felt that three sausages wasn't enough so I gave an Asian Tune Up.

by SquampaPJ October 15, 2010

Tonka Tune Up

This expression is commonly used when someone is out of line or acting incredibly stupid

Jack: Geeze, Bryan, you're so friggin' stupid and retarded.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.

by Alto December 27, 2004

tune up

The act of giving oral sex to a male or female.

I got a solid tune up yesterday from this girl.

by clkrum March 16, 2009

Chinese Tune Up

On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.

Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.

by toronto_nick December 21, 2010

tune up

Weed. To have or smoke.

Hey, lets go tune up. Do you have a tune up?, I got a tune up. An engine needs a tune up to run smooth, a pot smoker needs a tune up to run smooth.

by xtcy4nrg April 6, 2010