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Tumbletwit

A devilish insult that causes great harm to the poor soul unfortunate enough to be so violently attacked. Be careful when considering such a word.
Like Nitwit, but worse.
Paul told Steven “Learn how to drive tumbletwit”
Steven had to pull over as he was so painfully hurt
by Sir Humperdinckleton May 8, 2022
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Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.
Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!
by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023
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German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
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turtletopination

To run a nation on top of a turtle
Did you know that the native americans ran on a turtletopination infact they bilived that all land masses were giant turtles.
by pandattack12 March 12, 2010
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tumblethought

A short, philosophic thought, usually limited to one or two sentences, posted on tumblr. They tend to relate to life - typically, the bloggers's life.

Ex.
"I don’t do it because I like it. I do it because I tell me to."

They could easily be facebook statuses as well. However, Tumblr is generally a better emotional dump, because your grandma isn't there to make awkward comments.
I was lying in my bed last night, trying to fall asleep, but a sudden burst of inspiration hit me and I had to get up for a few seconds to post another tumblethought.
by AI42 August 1, 2011
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Texas tumbletruck

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!
by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014
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tabletop

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop
by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008
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