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asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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Bob The Tomato

Bob The Tomato is believed by many to be the second coming of Jesus Christ. This ideology was proven when Bob The Tomato appeared on the educational television show “Veggie Tales”. He takes the form of a Tomato because he believes it is the most controversial food item leaving it up to his followers to accept him as either a fruit or vegetable.
Bob The Tomato is finally here! At last we will be freed of our sins!
by TomatoFollower October 8, 2018
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Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.
Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.
by LicoNico December 7, 2010
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wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun

basically a tiktok meme of a dog singing the song "summer", except in a different spelling from pronunciation. a lot of tiktokers use it in their videos
*in tiktok*
system: you have 4 words left
person: wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenlooof eselifterbraun
by roseluvies June 27, 2022
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buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
by alierpantz January 10, 2013
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Chunky Tomato Bisque

Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!
by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017
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Tomatism

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.

It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"

Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
by Kage-sama January 27, 2015
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