the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010
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1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."
"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."
"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."
"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."
"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."
"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
by Maliaht September 11, 2011
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My kids snapped out of his turdiness.
by Parentof5 November 1, 2012
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That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!
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