tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

tub soccer by P whitey November 10, 2021

tub slurper 

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.

That dude looks like he is a tub slurper.

tub slurper by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024

Tub Snapper 

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and snaps at the bubbles . A classic 5150, the Tub Snapper is an endangered species and should be released if caught. This person is not good for eating and as the name suggests,n they snap (at more than just their own farts).

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is such a Tub Snapper.

Tub Snapper by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

Tub Snapper 

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)

Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is a total Tub Snapper.

Tub Snapper by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025

Hot tub smorgasbord 

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.

I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

Hot tub smorgasbord by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019

hot tub snowglobe 

When you nut in a hot tub, and it floats and spins around you like a snowglobe.

My neighbors snuck over last night and left a hot tub snowglobe.

hot tub snowglobe by Dub's April 2, 2020

fat tub of shit 

An obese individual who is otherwise completely worthless and a total waste of space.

Ben: Man, all Fat Cade does is sir around his apartment eating Cheetos and listening to Luke Bryan.

Sam: What a fat tub of shit!

fat tub of shit by Fat Cade June 24, 2016