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ToothPasteGrab

ToothPasteGrab (TPG) is an act of grabbing a males' 'tube' and grabbing it with intense force, that the male releases sperm (occasionally all over the place). Its also the only technique used on guys, that ISN'T torture, in fact men do enjoy TPG quite alot, the harder, the better as they say.
Charlie had been mistaken for having the ToothPasteGrab done on him, but fear not, sperm is all over the walls.
by Dontfuckwittheboys February 22, 2020
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toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.
You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead
by Amish Kid July 13, 2004
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toothpaste

A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.
I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.
Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?
by Cummy worm July 4, 2011
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putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.
by yO'Neill February 27, 2008
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Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)
Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?
by Don'tFucktheSoap March 28, 2011
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Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.
Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.
by tpatora January 3, 2009
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