Trumpon

/ˈtrʌmpɒn/
noun

A plug of soft material inserted into the mouth of the POTUS to absorb verbal shit. Often required as part of his 28-hour manstral cycle.

The President is about ready for his daily manstration. Better go fetch his trumpons.

by Ms. Unformation May 28, 2020

Trumpémon GO

Pokémon GO à la Trump, where players hunt for digital apparitions of ex-President Donald Trump and some of the notorious morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers, being caught indulging in some unethical or immoral activities at some locations frequently patronized by them, before these Trumpémons are being dealt with by different destructive tools.

Trumpémon GO is pretty additive among tens of thousands of Democrat voters and mainland Chinese students studying in US colleges, with some of them being made penniless after splurging so much on digital currencies to track their favorite Trumpémons.

by MathPlus December 4, 2021

Trumphobia

Fear of the Donald, aka common sense

Idk Trumphobia

by Ihavenoideaidontcareeither May 20, 2016

tromphonda

A mother fucker that shoves a trompet up his assbang in the back seat of a Honda Civic while getting mouth fuck by a fagalicious fuckbag of a man you got me

Don't get near me u mother fuckin tromphonda

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

trumpaloon

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.

My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.

by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

trumploan

Whatever remains of the 2 trillion dollars in economic relief available for small businesses that isn't funneled off into corporate bank accounts, corrupt political slush-funds or a void of opportunistic government crisis-accounting.

You get'cher trumploan yet?
Naww, not yet.

You holdin' yer breath?
Nope...

by YAWA March 25, 2020

tromphonium

Take off the slide of a trombone, put a mouthpeice into the hole where the slide goes. TAADADADAA!!!!!!!!!

Resembles a euphonium/alto horn when bell points backwards

Trombonist: I was so bored at band camp i played tromphonium

All other band members: (shiftty eys) Yes, indeed...????~~!!!

Drummers: huh?

by Hsdfdfghfadfdf April 28, 2007