Truffle Tunnel

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.
by FrozenCumNugget April 27, 2015
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deer truffles

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.
by thistlebottom April 18, 2010
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cunt truffle

a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.
hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.
by rjrumples January 11, 2009
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Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.
Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.
by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012
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Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!
Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .
by Wordmiser November 28, 2017
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Tramps Truffles

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.
Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!
by purerudeboy July 1, 2005
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Truffle Butty

Brent and his truffle butty Jade wrecked the sheets again Saturday night with a wild session of making truffle butter. Though Jade has been on the receiving end of the angry pirate, she and Brent are still best truffle butties.
by Spunkster September 19, 2015
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