Topshopping

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in

<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me

by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Tops and Fingers

The act of fondling a womens breasts and fingering her vagina

Hey Bert did you fuck her behind the bike sheds last night ? No man but I got tops and fingers.

by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

treps

Treps, short for entrepreneurs: people who take risks and build businesses. Use was started on Twitter, to help keep Tweets under the 140 character limit. "Treps" most often refers to people who start a business with a lot of passion and little (or no) money.

Treps are the REAL job-creators, not old guys in suits!

by TalabesianLogic August 3, 2012

Topsykrest

Topsykrest is a squeaker When you talk to one and is bad at all games

Justin is a fucking topsykrest6

by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019

topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

Traps on

Traps on is the act of utilising your "traps" or trapezuis muscle when pleasuring a female with only your hands (hand shandy). When your forearms seize up, your traps will be there to help.

"i was getting traps on last night"
"my forearms were so knackered i had to engage the traps"

by The Trap King March 7, 2014

Trods

A spontaneous but planned gathering of 2 or more (inclusive of cic men but not limited to)
Is the equivalent of the American term "cracking open a cold one with the boys"

Fellas trods awah?

by wettie gregs June 3, 2017