Traffic Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).

Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.

by JJE March 6, 2008

trafficking

Selling something illegal.

I heard he got the book for trafficking in drugs and diamonds.

by standit December 28, 2013

traffic slut

Someone who lets every car in front of them.

That Traffic Slut let 5 cars in front of her. Close your legs!

by Randy Flagg May 30, 2014

traffic junky

if you know you know

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by the mulit man June 3, 2019

Trafficologist

After being a television meteorologist for 18 years, I needed a new title as I moved into doing traffic reports on the radio. For the few hours I give those reports, I become a trafficologist. The training to be a real, certified trafficologist is grueling, yet thorough. Still working on that American Trafficology Seal of Approval.

"...and eastbound 64 at the high rise bridge is backed way up. It's constipated. I'm trafficologist, Dave."

by Weatherman Dave May 22, 2009

trafficator

A combination of "traffic" and "indicator". In American English, it means "turn signal".

Don't forget to use the trafficator when you want to let people driving behind you that you want to turn.

by XxmarkoxX May 22, 2011

traffic hottie

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010