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A Troester

A broad shoulder fuck boy who drives a Lexus.
That dude was acting like such a Troester when the line was going down at KPS.
by Snake queen86 May 12, 2016
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Transters

Wow! Look at the fucking transters! So cool!
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Dangling Tweeters

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!
by Aqueas December 2, 2003
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tweeters

someone tweeting there every act and movement during there day
today garrison bumstead of bumsteads bicycles tweeted that he was shitting and then he wiped his ass therefore "tweeters"
by shagahoe October 25, 2009
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Troester

Pronounced "TRAY-STER"

That one guy that everyone makes fun in class because he thinks he knows everything, and thus has an answer to any question.

A Troester doesn't realize he is a dumb ass, which makes it even funnier when everyone starts laughing at him.
Professor: Now who can tell me about the French Revolution?

...before anyone else has a chance to think...

Troester: Well, I think it was in the late eighteenth century when, on the coastline of the United States, the Indians and the French bombarded the Louis and Clark expedition into the southwestern region of the Louisiana purchase...

...the professor interrupts...

Professor: Woah! Hold on for a minute! I think you have things mixed up!

Me: Yeah, you fuckin' TROESTER, shut the hell up!
by u7902h January 6, 2006
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tweester

A sub-set of hipsters; a sub-culture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's concerned with all things twee a particular sweet and dainty type of music, literary, film and cultural reference and persuasion; female tweesters can be found operating etsy stores specializing in handmade dolls and barrettes and reconstructed baby-doll dresses, while male tweesters either play in or are fans of sappy folk-inspired bands with songs about heartbreak and their cats/kids. They are often dressed by their female counterparts in adorable bow-ties, wire-rimmed glasses, cardigans or any other garb that renders their male aggression neutered (and some would argue, repressed). While they may appear harmless, tweesters are aggressive in their demand for the soft and sweet side of things; encroach upon their soft-focus, sunlit world with the cold, harsh irony of the late 90s gen-X or early millennium mentality and they will draw blood. Be warned.
The tweester couple walking hand in hand down Mission Street looked not so much like young adults as an adorable elementary school couple.

The pop-up shop manned by two female tweesters sold elbow patches with daisies and hearts embroidered on them. A cluster of male tweesters had gathered around and were holding up various versions to their tiny tweed blazers's thread-bare arms in a clear attempt to woo the knee-sock-wearing vendors.
by Larkin' Around January 21, 2015
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Theasters

Theasters is sexy!
by God Loves Thea December 16, 2008
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