travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.

The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.

by Bluebrees September 17, 2008

Travel Nazi

A person who transforms into a completely serious and un-fun mood when the time of travel has come (travel holocaust). They always appear to be in haste as they are always 10 to 15 feet in front of the family. they must arrive 2 hours to an airport gate and you may not leave your seat no matter how much you need to urinate or else "you might miss the flight"

James:Dude, whered the travel nazi run to?

Josh:He's like 50 feet ahead, scouting out the quickest path to the gate so we can arrive before the flight leaves tomorrow...

by Swandation February 10, 2009

travel shorts

They are nothing but boxers made of moisture-wicking antibacterial synthetic fiber. One often wears them exclusively, while touching oneself softly as to induce goosebumps, in a hotel room with three other men.

Alex Bae really likes his travel shorts.

by Naderrrrrr March 8, 2009

travel butt

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

travel out

To explore completely, in every detail;
to travel through thoroughly, far and wide

- What made you want to go there?
- I guess it's just something about my desire to travel out the world...

by accsemenov March 14, 2009

Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 23, 2011

Travel breath

The stale and sour smelling breath that occurs after one has been traveling for a number of hours. Usually caused by insufficient fluids and made worse by stale air in a car or airplane. In worst cases travel breath is coupled with "Airport Sweat"

I was so excited to see Duffy after his long drive down from Pittsburgh but his travel breath was kickin!

by Jrh December 14, 2013