Attraction to Tragedy

Possesing a harsh amount of Idiocy, lacking motor skills in everyday happenings such as social interaction, empathy, and/or role model behaviors.
Generally unreasonably aggressive for no apparent reason; irrational.

What's with those people who act like retards but aren't actually special?
Oh, they just have an Attraction To Tragedy...

by JesusPuppyTheNarrowSighted June 29, 2010

tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Tragedy Vampire

An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.

"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."

by AlabamTa June 15, 2017

Seinfeld Tragedy

A slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.

"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."

by rickmcclure August 16, 2014

The Great Tragedy of February 7th

Michael was in AP Calculus BC, and correctly stated the answer; however, the simpleton disagreed. However, later on, the townsfolk realized he was correct, but did not receive the validation he deserved.

Why are you sad? Because today is The Great Tragedy of February 7th.

by leahcimgnuoy February 7, 2023

Tragedy

A complete fail, a terrible series of events, a failed gathering, a lame time, a fall through of plans, or any exaggerated mishap

Grant: Dude there are 7 people at this party
Austin: I don't understand man, 550 people were invited
Grant: This is a tragedy

by The Only G-Money August 22, 2010

tragedy of the commons

The unfortunate predicament caused when a public resource, such as a natural resource like land or game, is consumed by everyone but maintained by no one.

Everyone feels they have the right to consume because they are part of the public, but no one feels it their responsibility to maintain it because they are not individually accountable.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003