TOBIAS THE TOASTER

Tobias sune Andersen is the definition of a used tampon dipped in rabbit blood. He is a hypocrite and lies about being an elite swimmer when he’s scared of water. He likes Scooby snacks and his secret identity is big chungus. He usually waits outside the pre k for his girlfriend of 5 years.

RUN ITS TOBIAS THE TOASTER

by Tobias sune Andersen’s friend December 10, 2020

ToniAnne

The most wonderful, caring sweet girl in the world. She loves very hard and always sees the best in people. Her brown eyes can draw anyone in!

Tonianne is such a sweet soul! I love her

by crackerjack1581 March 19, 2021

Jackus-Tovis

A recently discovered creature with a very large beak, it is a short haired mammal and is reported to look similar to a small monkey crossed with a large duck. The Jackus-Tovis is thought to have no reproductive organs, such as a penis and vagina. Because of this very few exist, unfortunatly they are treated as monsters and have been ridiculed for these reasons.
Some reports claim that the Jackus-Tovis will sometimes release a foul gas as a self-defence when threatened.

"My word! It's a Jackus-Tovis!"

"Mommy, what's that ugly Jackus-Tovis?"

"Haha, your visage resembles a Jackus-Tovis!"

by Mythix March 26, 2009

Sketch Topia

When your doing something that you dont want other people to know your doing.. something thats sketch

Like selling weed, buying weed, smoking weed!

Search up sketch

(mark) hey come to the park by my house and drop me off a 20 sack.

(josh) uhh can i just meet you at your house?

(mark) why?

(josh) because there's a shit load of people at the park... its sketch topia!

by NASTYBASH August 23, 2011

Haami-lee Tohia

Haami is a very strange definition. It basically means that two human whales decided to fuck each other in the poo poo whole. Wait 1 year and you shit out a fucking abomination that tears open your ass hole. He is a walking land whale with legs and a huge fuck off head. He came here to Australia from New Zealand (home of the whales) swimming in the ocean. Also anything he wrote about Spiro Kolokouris is a huge lie but everyone else is true.

Hey look that a big fucking haami-lee tohia

by Fuck haami he’s a gay cunt September 10, 2018

Toria

The most amazing person in the world. Whoever ends up with her is the luckiest person alive, and she is most definitely goddess-like. She is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet and the best at everything. If you ever get a chance to meet her, don't let her go because she is the most precious thing this world holds.

Any person ever: "Did you see Toria? She's the most amazing person in the world! I wonder who's dating her

by SomeRandomFigure September 19, 2017

Tobias

Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally if I had a Tobias I would protect him and he would protect me all in all Tobias is what you should name a warrior who would fight for anything he believes in

"Damn that dudes hot"
"He's gotta be Tobias"
"Thought stealer"

by myhairisonfireitoldyounottouse March 12, 2013