Tourangoed

1) To be cock-blocked by a socially inept retard.

or

2) To compensate for one's lack of social skills with extreme, unnecessary racism.

Hey man, I was hitting on a hot chick at the club and got totally tourangoed.

by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009

toucan sam

a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.

Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh

Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now

Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye

by Auneeezy October 10, 2005

lazy toucan

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.

...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.

by MrWorkout February 10, 2006

oily toucan

This is an advanced oral sex position in which you'll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. Take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman's mouth. Then use lube generously on the penis and pringle beak. Go on to do the normal fellatio procedure.

Male: Oily toucan tonight?

Female: You got the pringles, I got the lube.

by Toucan Bro's January 2, 2011

toucan sammin' it

Doing lines, usually cocaine

"They were toucan sammin' it in the backyard."

by Rapmatic February 10, 2007

toucan sam

Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.

Dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a Toucan Sam.

by Jimmy the Knife April 7, 2008

toucan sam schnoz

an extremely large nose

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

by wolf January 11, 2005