Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010

Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

twatwaffle

adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers

"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."

by Mermaidface December 27, 2008

twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.

Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.

by DJ Jew-C August 8, 2007

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

I Love You, for men to say to other men without being all gay

Hey man, Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

by socrates786 May 13, 2009

twatwaffle

Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)

That woman i met was being such a twatwaffle i just didnt have the heart to tell her.....

by Kyle&Chris&Alberto September 22, 2010