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The Tooth

A purported "chef" with "three decades of experience", but manages to fuck up the tasks that even the Kitchen Hand can successfully complete.

The Tooth inhabits this world in the vague shape of a middled aged alcoholic, but distinguishes himself by brandishing his last remaining chomper square in the middle of his upper gum. The Tooth, with his single remaining, yellowed, jagged, decaying fang, infects the workplace with incompetence, stagnation, and causes homicidal ideation among its colleagues. The Tooth is the literal embodiment of incompetence, substance abuse, and failure.

The Tooth, due to a lifetime of imbibing Goon Sacks and twisting mad pipes, has sufficiently lowered his IQ to qualify for the disability pension. Despite this, however, driven by goon and meltdowns, prepossess a biological imperative that compels him to fuck up life for all those that work in a kitchen.
Example 1

Apprentice: Chef, may I have feed back on my Coleslaw?

Chef: You toothed you coleslaw with too much onion.

Example 2:

Chef: This balsamic dressing doesn't have any balsamic vinegar! Who did this!

Apprentice: I was off yesterday. It must have been The Tooth.
by The_Schnoz May 1, 2023
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toot it up

you better toot that shit up. toot it up up jennifer!
by swagballer2357 October 29, 2018
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tooth hurty

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.
by sheila in the car March 14, 2010
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Tooth Baby

Tooth Baby is a noun that might not make sense to most at first glance, but when you get it, oh boy... Calling someone a tooth baby is the equivalent of basically telling them they're as smart as a glass of orange juice. It would be prudent to reserve such a word for only necessary roasting times, you wouldn't make a s'more at a BBQ, or, would you?
"LOL! I totally can't believe that parking job, what an absolute tooth baby!"

"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"
by notatoothbaby December 3, 2019
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bacon tooth

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.
Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.
by squirt mom October 29, 2018
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Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show
Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!
by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011
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Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
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