totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.

running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.

by killsmith December 11, 2007

Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.

Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.

by Bar Graph November 3, 2021

totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

Totem pole

Charlie Huston will open his vagina on my head and I will get under him, put my head inside it and pick him up then we will walk around and kick Ethan’s ass

I totem pole, Charlie Huston

by Big boe June 30, 2025

Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it

A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!

by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010