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torta smashing 

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.
"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"
torta smashing by dbginyu April 27, 2010

Torta Stalker 

A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.
Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !
Torta Stalker by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

torta ahogada 

A delicious mexican sandwich dipped in a deep red chili sauce that seems to cure hang overs.....OR a girls vagina during her period torta=vagina ahogada=drowned
Pepe was so drunk that he didn't realize that he ate her torta ahogada
torta ahogada by russiangrl January 10, 2008
A handsome mexican with a long fat dick
A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g
torta g by Torta G October 31, 2017

Torta Lasagna 

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie
Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!
Torta Lasagna by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

Torta Bread 

Bread of a Torta.
I use torta bread to make tortas.
Torta Bread by Tortalover101 July 7, 2019