The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
by furiousgnu April 9, 2009
Get the muffin topper mug.a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or "top" the previous one. usually, toppper's stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
by lungpig June 18, 2003
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When a bunch of drunk lesbians get together at a BBQ and one lesbian proceeds to put birthday cake on the birthday girls nipples and another lesbian licks the birthday cake off while all the other lesbians are on lookers.
One lesbian put the "birthday cake topper" on the birthday girls nipples while the Govna licked it off with an amused and cheering all lesbian audience.
by Slutty McGruddy July 11, 2010
Get the Birthday Cake Topper mug.1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
by JamieCurious July 3, 2009
Get the Topped mug.A player of MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft, that is only concerned with being on the top of the Damage Meter. They do not care for the group and are all about the DPS.
(player)"Yo let me see that damage meter 'cause you know I be dropping some mad DPS!" (Group): "Man this mofo is a chart topper."
by Stefan Ramirez July 16, 2008
Get the chart topper mug.When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.
Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.
by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020
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Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
by Lewis. E August 28, 2023
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