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It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!
As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!
As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
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