toot toot

Anyone fancy a cheeky line of the old toot toot?
by bobby wafro July 08, 2009
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toot toot toot

A noise you can make to blow your own trumpet. Especially when no one else is going to do it. Either, no one will give you praise when you feel you deserve it or perhaps, due to uncleanliness or distaste, no one will give you head :(
person 1: i got 28 kills in a row on that game without dying
person 2: blank stare
person 1: Toot Toot Toot.

person 1: I got the job.
person 2: Your dinner is getting cold.
person 1: toot toot toot

person 1: Suck it baby
Person 2: i ain't sucking that, you're crazy!
person 1: schlurppppp! toot toot toot
by Age_Wills November 16, 2006
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Toot toot

A phrase used to announce something:
‘Toot toot, I’m home!’
‘Toot toot, did you here about what happened at the party?’

Toot toot can also be used in response to someone who has just used it to you, as a way of showing affirmation
Jordan: ‘Toot toot, who wants to order pizza’
Chad: ‘Toot toot, I’m so down
by Chichi420 October 13, 2018
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Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
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Tooting

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
by lathsc January 10, 2020
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tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.
Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.
by The Archaic Millenial November 17, 2018
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toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!
by -Al- May 08, 2008
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