Toolbag

A word with literally no meaning at all. It is supposed to be an insult, but it fails consistently. It actually has a reversed result and makes the insulter look worse than the individual being insulted.
Girl: You are a Toolbag
Boy: gtfo.
by Thriller6969696969696 May 01, 2011
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Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.
I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.
by ivan009 November 27, 2009
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plumbers toolbag

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan October 23, 2015
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toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator
by Mike Silverson May 02, 2010
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toolbag jones

The name for someone who is a tool
Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes
by F-18 September 16, 2009
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plumbers toolbag

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!
by betty swollocks September 13, 2003
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Toolbag Thomas

Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.
Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.
by Mike Ze December 03, 2007
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