toobin

To masturbate at work, especially on a zoom call.

"I got fired because my boss caught me toobin at the team meeting."

by RSquad October 19, 2020

Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

Toobin

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)

Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!

by TehDude7 October 19, 2020

Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

by Moonstanders October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

by Fischhead October 19, 2020