Tonay

Shorthand, noun: The combination of "today" and "tonight."

What are you doing tonay?

I plan on having sex all of tonay.

by GangsterofLoveAlyssa October 31, 2011

Tonya Harding

1. When one defecates on ice.
2. A crappy figure skater from the 1990's.

The furnace went out at my house and my son went to the bathroom and dropped a Tonya Harding in the toilet before realizing the water was frozen.

by Kmilz January 16, 2018

Tonya Harding

Oregonian champion ice skater, celebrity boxer, and troublemaker, but for all that, a beautiful resilient person from the wrong side of the tracks. In short, America's sweetheart.

The picture of Tonya Harding climbing down from the pickup in a floor-length gown is beautiful.

by octopod June 27, 2004

Turn and Tonya

When a dude is taking a piss and feels the urge to crap so he pinches the flow long enough to turn and sit.

Dude, sorry. I thought I'd be in and out but I ended up having to Turn and Tonya.

by Danny Danforth February 25, 2006

The Tonya

A two handed shocker or stinger. Twice the fun, half the time.

Also a shocker-crab.

So we were sitting there, and Jimmy comes in and he's got this shit-eating smile on his face, we ask him why. The dirty bastard pulled The Tonya on some slut and her MILF. What a killah.

by tweddle-dee October 22, 2004

Tonya

An overly sensitive theatre kid who really likes making people laugh, but doesn't know how.

Person 1: Did you hear that pun?
Person 2: Yeah, she really Tonya'd that one.

by TengoHombre December 15, 2016

Tonday

Noun. (Pronounced Tun-Day)

Workday Tuesday after a Monday holiday when you have two days worth of work to finish in one day.

Co-worker 1: There’s so much work to do after the holiday yesterday...

Co-worker 2: They don’t call it Tonday for nothin...

by NK808 January 19, 2021