A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.
by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009
Get the Toledo Mud Flap mug.Telido is a term coined by the ''Mestizo'' during the ww2 trench warfare to describe a civillian with awesome broom-handle-mauser skills. It predates the usage of the four winds arsenal and the battle of Mindinao. It as caught some flack in modern day society for the terminology of assassins by the uncovered operations from the filipino prince who ordered the massacre ofall immigrants from the western world after the first world war. Today it no longer exists in the Tagalog lanquage because of censorship and pow camps references tied with it.
"I couldn't help but pray this telido would just put the barrel down or risk slaughtering my whole squad troop with such awesome gun-slinging skills, ya know what I mean man!"
by Jimboissupercoolandspicy September 2, 2008
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1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."
"Weird."
"Weird."
by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
Get the Toledo Funguito mug.On May 25, 1085 Alfonso VI of Castile kicked the Moors out of Toledo, Spain; after which Toledo became one of the great centers of Christian culture. Hence the nickname "Holy Toledo". It has since evolved into an exclamation exhibiting surprise, probably due to original surprise that a Moor-encrusted place could become Holy.
by MidnightCricket May 1, 2009
Get the Holy Toledo mug.A divine group of three terms, all based around the city of Toledo, Ohio. This location was chosed due to the popularity of other Ohio-based terms Cleveland Steamer and Cincinatti Bowtie. The Trinity is comprised of:
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
The Toledo Mosquito
The Toledo Burrito
The Toledo Funguito
Jim successfully made a 4,500 mile pilgrimage to Ohio in order to be in the city of his religion. He spent 29 days worshipping the town of Toledo and The Holy Toledo Trinity. He wept when he saw a live performance of the Toledo Burrito.
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019
Get the Toledo Ice Storm mug.1) A prolapsed rectum. (aka. trunk butt)
2) When one masturbates a penis using ones prolapsed rectum.
2) When one masturbates a penis using ones prolapsed rectum.
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