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Jacob told me to say it
A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.
Jacob told me to say it by nigerius September 17, 2006
Related Words
told • told off • Told you so • told bro we geek hard • Told me to die • Told U • told you i • Tolded • tolden • Toldie
As Told By Ginger
One of the better Nickelodeon shows. It focuses on the life of Ginger Foutley and her friends as she records them in her diary. The animation and dialogue was entertaining and funny, so Nick doesn't show it anymore. Some of the reasons it was successful and lasted more than a season was its in-depth character development and lack of stupidity like the current TEENick shows made by that idiot Dan Schneider (aka The Main Reason Nick Is Ruined).
Person: Hey, look! As Told By Ginger is going to be on this Monday!
Friend: When? 6:00 AM?
Person: Um... yeah, actually.
Friend: When? 6:00 AM?
Person: Um... yeah, actually.
As Told By Ginger by iloveyouall! October 18, 2008
That's what I told my first wife.
Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.
Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."
Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."
Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."
Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."
Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,
That's what I told my first wife. by JoeliusC September 28, 2012
Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni
Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.
Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.
Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni
Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020
I told u I was hardcore
Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.
"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
I told u I was hardcore by buryme September 4, 2003
As Told By Ginger
An Great animated series that focuses on a girl named Ginger Foutley and her Friends Macie Lightfoot , Dodie Bishop , and soon to be boyfriend Darren Patterson, The show basicly centered around Ginger trying to figure out life and it's ups amd downs it was one of the last great showes Nick showed before it went to crapville
As Told By Ginger by AAO August 2, 2007